Wow, what a crowd! Apparently the hashers in Key West were excited for a bike hash, because 19 of them gathered at the Hash House for the start. GM Emeritus DTF blessed the hares: XSNRG and Just Rachel (Aunteater got recruited as a hare since he was on a tandem bicycle with Just Rachel!) and sent them on their way, while the pack enjoyed some refreshing prelube beverages, checked their tire pressure, and made sure they had plenty of lights on. As the hares left, there was a short delay as Just Rachel departed on the tandem bicycle without Aunteater. Just Makenzie looked smashing in her light-up leg lacing, while just Adrienne sported a jaunty tutu, and HNIC had a color-changing disco light. After a 15 minute wait, the pack was On On south on Dennis Street, then west toward White Street. A few checks and YBFs kept the pack pretty close together, as they pedaled along side streets toward City Hall. A check there got the pack a bit spread out, but thanks to some whistles and shouts of “On On,” they all soon found their way to the beer stop off United and Royal.
While enjoying some frosty beverages, the pack was amused as the first photos began rolling in of 4” Spike with his new hair. Many references were made to the Fresh Prince of Belair, while DTF quickly photoshopped a photo of 4” into an album cover from Bel Biv DeVoe. Sufficiently hydrated and amused, the pack rolled on east, crossing White Street and down Virginia Street to another beer shop at the Jose Marti statue in Bayview Park. Mu-sick rolled in behind the pack, slowed down by a flat on one of his three tires, probably caused by a light he had screwed into his valve stem. Luckily, Thar She Blows had a frame pump, and there was no hole in the tire, so it was soon reinflated.
While enjoying some frosty beverages, the pack was amused as the first photos began rolling in of 4” Spike with his new hair. Many references were made to the Fresh Prince of Belair, while DTF quickly photoshopped a photo of 4” into an album cover from Bel Biv DeVoe. Sufficiently hydrated and amused, the pack rolled on east, crossing White Street and down Virginia Street to another beer shop at the Jose Marti statue in Bayview Park. Mu-sick rolled in behind the pack, slowed down by a flat on one of his three tires, probably caused by a light he had screwed into his valve stem. Luckily, Thar She Blows had a frame pump, and there was no hole in the tire, so it was soon reinflated.
After a few photos, some hash songs, and some more beverages, the pack was again On On, east on Roosevelt and through midtown to a third beer stop in front of Conchcebitionist’s house. A few more frosty beers later, the pack was on again, winding through the high school parking lot, where a dick check awaited. Thanks, Just Tim, for obliging – and isn’t exposing yourself on school property a felony??
On in the pack rolled to the hash house, where yet more cold beverages awaited. Circle was commenced, with DTF acting as RA. The hares drank for a shitty trail (which everyone agreed was really great), the FRBs and DFLs were called in, and a few returners were allowed to chug their beers. Virgin DD was invited to entertain us with a joke (you’re not funny), a song (you can’t sing) or a body part, which she was proud to display. She’s a hasher through and through!! Upcoming hashes and Fantasy Fest schedule were announced, circle was wrapped up, and on after was called for Shanna Key. What a great time – maybe we should do this more often!!
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