Hares: SeaBear SLayer and 7 Shooters Up the Ass
As we meet for the on start we quickly notice that we are not alone. We had no fear in sharing our debaucherous traditions with a bocce ball tournament and all of the race-ist finishers from the Keys 100. Due to our RA, X.S.N.R.G, finding himself under a plethora of virgins, he was unable to lead the Key West kennel in Chalk talk. The fearless Bad Tranny Training quickly stepped in and blessed the hairs.
As the hares set off for one of the sweatiest trails to be ran, BTT informed our visiting hashers and sole virgin on what the local trail marks mean.
After a few short moments, the pack down downed their beverages and were OFF!
Those tricky hares laid a true trail leading over one of the busiest (white st) streets of Key West, just to leave a trail mark on the opposite side of the street! The pack was quickly confused, but not to worry the hairs had hidden beer about 500 feet from the confusion. After the sacred nectar was consumed the pack was off again. Only one hare, Wanna Key Your Anus, jumped the fence that was true trail. A true hasher indeed. Then the hares lead the pack through mid town into new town. On the way Thumb In Clooney found the largest charcoal BBQ that the hash has ever laid eyes on. He obviously had to take this as trail treasure. Then after of miles of whichey ways, checks, and YBFs, the hares saved the pack by leaving everyone's favorite mark B N. In a sktchy alley on third and seidenburg the pack consumed all of the sacred nectar that was provided. The hares then laid trail that lead back to the bocce ball tournament. BTT was willing to lead circle since our RA was probably balls deep in those virgins. After meeting our out-of-towners and our virgin, we heard all of the stories from trail. Then, a few members from MisManagement and Named Key West hashers decided to give Just Eustice a true name. After many questions were asked and not so many of them got answered, we deliberated. Names like Can’t Flush This and Aids Blow were thrown out there. It came to a very close vote, but now our brother will go by Shitters Full. On-On
-SeaBear Slayer KWH3